Ice Cream Man
(1995)This is it. The Holy Grail of B-Movies, the thing that started it all. I first picked this movie up from Don's Video which is a local place that was going out of business. Little did I know how much it would change my life, as well as everyone who knows me. I mean look at this guy! Clint freakin' Howard. Simply captivating, you'd think that he was wearing a mask but instead his face just morphs during every scene. Watching this movie with friends is a constant laugh fest. Anyone who sees it will be witness to the glory that is Clint. This movie is about an Ice Cream Man who kills people, makes ice cream out of them and serves it! There's nothing better than this. End of story. The dude who directed this movie directed porn before making this, the cinematography for this movie is actually good, though it's obvious the camera's were crap, oh well. It's actually a family friendly horror movie for the most part. The main non-clints in the movie are kids. One of them is a fat kid, played by a skinny kid with a pillow stuffed in his shirt for the entire film. Poetry in film format. There's lots of cool mental institute shots, tons of lines that'll become part of you vocabulary. When you hear someone say "You're Ice Cream" you know that your ass is butter brickle. I own three copies of this movie. I'm tired of writing, if you want to know more about it I will watch it this movie with you. Sure, maybe not everyday can be a happy, happy, happy day, but it seems a little better knowing that this movie was created.
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