Clawed : The Legend of Sasquatch 2005
   I bought this movie for $5 fearing it would be like every other crappy straight to DVD horror flick I've seen lately with horrible CGI and horrible acting. Well the acting was crap, but at least it had a horrible costume instead of CGI. The whole thing is like Jaws without all the stuff that made it awesome. I love me some skunk-ape, but what the crap is this stuff? Oh, and look at the SAW rip-off art. Why does every crap horror movie do this nowadays?
   Some hick-town relies on campers to survive all year, so when a Sasquatch kills some people they blame a bear, kill a bear, and act like everything is alright afterwards. Then some Indian guy chases it around knowing that the real killer wasn't taken out. Yeah, Jaws. Then a bunch of kids want to go out and get footage of the Sasquatch for some project that their graduation depends on. A nerd, a jock, and some crappy love stories.  God, I wish I could just find a copy of Sasquatch Mountain, because those people know how to make a Sasquatch movie. Any points this movie gets is simply because they opted for a dude in a suit instead of bad computer effects, because I didn't give a crap about anything else in it. Skip this film unless you have to have every film related to the North American Man-ape.

1.5  skulls