Understanding the Mystic Arts of Being more Like Clint Howard abbrev.

Why Clint?
Clint Howard.
The Man, the  myth, the forehead.
If ever there was a person in the world that i look up to it would be this guy. if I could look like one person it would be this man.
He's a b-movie star, he's Ron Howard's Brother, but all this means nothing because it all boils down to Clint being the man. He is a man, he is a man's man, he is a manly man, he is a man-man, he is a Clintman. One thing he will never be is a Fagman, All should take this to heart. To not be a fagman all should do whatever they can to be more like Clint.  When God shot his load across the universe he hoped that everything be created in his image. However if man is good at one thing it is failure, not all could stay true to the Lord's vision. this however wasn't the case when Clint clawed his way out of his mother's womb. he set forth to do the jobs other people considered less glamorous. Bit part in a major movie, starring role in a b-movie. He does it all.
Clint's the kinda guy  that you want to hang out with because you know people will think you're cool by association but are afraid to be around him too much because your girl will probably fall in love with him. and rightfully so!  Not all of us can be the epitome of masculinity, however Clint Howard is all man. Sure some people like womanmans, childmans, and fagmans. But a real woman wants a manlyman, a Clintman even. I'm sure anyone smart enough to be viewing my webpage must have good taste, if they're a man and are viewing this page they must be a Clintman or at least some sort of non-fagman, and if they're a girl they're probably trying to pull their finger away from their crotch at the mere sight of this page. 
The ladies go crazy with lust when viewing a Clint Howard movie, it starts when they see him and are mesmerized by the C-man's face. He  never looks the same in two shots. Sure they may try to act repulsed but before you know it they're gonna find a way to tell you that there's a fire in their pants and they need your assistance in putting it out. nome sayne? yeah that's right.  So pop in a copy of Ice Cream Man or maybe EvilSpeak or Ping! if you have to.
When you're getting raped by your woman you'll only have Clint Howard to thank