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05/09/07 Half a year later and I still have nothing to say, I'm wondering if I should design a new shirt for the fun of it, or if I'm too lazy to do anything. That's probably most likely. Either way, to celebrate my return to updating I give you a bunch of movie reviews. they're all cheap, and they're all related to large apes that may or may not exist. The Sasquatch Round Up Clawed : The Legend of Sasquatch Harry And The Hendersons The Ape |
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11/24/06. It's the day after Thanksgiving and i finally bring out my Halloween update, cool, huh? Well I did two reviews and finally uploaded them. Two pretty cool bands everyone should check out. One from Texas, one from my hometown of Port Huron, Michigan. So yeah, send me stuff and I'll review it, hopefully it won't take me a month to do it. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. new reviews: The Horrifics - Now Fear this 7th Day Creeps Does this Taste Funny? |
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10/04/06. One month later, one review later. I'm going to start gearing my reviews towards the love of my life. Bargain Bin Movies. Things that cost less than $10. Sure they're harder to seek out, but that's half the fun. Plus, any turdsmear on the street can tell you to go see whatever the crap is on theatre. Only a lazy elitist snob of a webmaster like myself will give you advice on movies so obscure that i'll deny ever liking it the second i find out someone outside of my inner circle of friends enjoys a movie. Oh, check out the cool collage over there ----> Anyway, New Review MORTUARY! |
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09/05/06. The new GWAR CD, "Beyond Hell" came out, it rules, you should buy it. or at least read my review of it here I'm thinking of making a couple resource pages, with lyrics and such, pretty much an easy access page with revised lyrics to GWAR songs as well as a few Horror Punk bands. It's pretty much that I want to be able to go to my own page and copy and paste the lyrics for away messages. The layouts would be pretty though, what do you people think? ANSWER ME! bah. GWAR REVIEW |
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08/23/06. I have officially spent too much money on DVDs. I now have 400 DVDs. 400! This happens just as Blu-ray and HD-DVDs come out. The players will be backwards compatible, that's a plus. BAH. Check out my DVD list, bask in the awesomeness. I haven't updated really because I haven't felt the motivation, I don't even know what you people like! So let me know, I'm thinking maybe a bargain bin round up thing, with a bunch of reviews on one page, or maybe i'll do some more in depth reviews on obscure titles. It's up to you people! Tell me what you want to see, sign the guestbook or post on the board, this even goes out to the four people that frequent my boards. |
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07/29/06 Thanks to everyone that came to my birthday party, it was fun. We played one game of Laser Tag, the first one since Memorial Day, and then it rained... it was friggin' monsoon. But it wasn't a total loss, everyone got to celebrate me being alive. Sorry for the lack of updates. I bought Ultimate Spider-man for PS2 and it consumed most of my time for a week or two. I don't feel like reviewing it properly so i'll just say that it's a lot of fun, kind of like Grand Theft Auto but with Spider-man saving people. You get to play as Venom sometimes, you also fight Venom. There are tons of one-liners, the whole experience has caused me to start up another project. I'm not gonna post about it here until i have something solid, because i tend to neglect projects once i talk about them in this area here. I could lie and tell you that I'm done with Spider-man so there will be updates abound, but I just ordered The Incredible Hulk : Ultimate Destruction. That should arrive anyday and I will once again be parked in front of a glowing screen. I joined the deadboy and the Elephantmen street team, I normally hate the idea of street-teaming but I love this band. I've got some post-cards and posters, if anyone would like them feel free to get a hold of me. New Goodness: New Links, DVD list updated, banner/buttons at the bottom of the main page, below the frame, yeah i'll be trading links with people, click 'em P.S. JOIN THE FREAKING FORUMS. |
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07/04/06 Happy Independence Day! I already had my share of illegal fireworks and am going to spend the holiday in a sweaty pizzeria. U-S-A! U-S-A! I'm toying with the look of the site, you should be able to notice it. I'm also putting banners on the links page. It'll be slower for the people on dial-up, but easier on the eyes. Sometimes you've just gotta take it. A few of the pages will be changing, the forum is getting a few new odds and ends, make sure you join up and post with us. Message boards are fun. |
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06\23\06
Toy Sean now has a myspace account. Add it, there will be semi-frequent blog entries. Read about how miserable and pathetic this toy's life is. You will either laugh or feel sorry for him. Or both. http://www.myspace.com/ToySean the majority of the content is written by adam. so go check out his page while you're at it. add www.myspace.com/iconsofhorrorrock I can't stand the look of this page anymore, so expect a new look soon. |
06\18\06
 Sorry about the lack of updates, but there's a good chance that there's a ton of content you've been missing on this site. So search around! There's plenty of material to make you hahalocaust til the break of dawn. I've been putting a lot of work into the forums. I've taken supporting the fat to a new level, I'm at the highest weight i've been in about 3 years. only in the mid 230 range, but hey, i'm working at it. I'm broke and working everyday at the pizza places a-freakin-gain. This will pay for the webserver for another year, and then go into the "20 something guy needs to move out of his dad's house" fund. Any money on the side will go toward another run of Sasquatch Shirts as well as whatever else. So if you have any special requests I will order the shirts. I also want to make up some new stickers, bigger ones, but i don't want to charge for 'em. It's a dilemma because as i mentioned before, I'm broke. Is this a hint? Is there a donate button on the pointless righthand frame? You be the judge. Last but not least. Join the forum. I added some more boards, there are a couple people on it. Everyone is friendly. Make some message kittens. now. New Content: New message boards on the forum, or is new forums on the message board? Add BRUTAL FATTERY on myspace |
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6/6/6
oh my! Well the end of the world didn't come.. yet. So it's independent demo round-up time! The Omen remake is going to suck. Why can i say this? I'm an elitist snob. How many people know this is a remake? Not enough. The original was BAF. Why bother remaking a movie that's not even that old? Hell, I'll probably end up buying it eventually because of my compulsive DVD buying habits. But let it be known that I don't approve of these remakes. YOU GOT THAT HOLLYWOOD?!?! See, because hollywood types must be reading this, right? My opinion sure does matter. new content: Bat Attakk - We Want To Be Evil Too Monda Pazza - Demo The Yulgits - Start Some Horror |
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06\02\06 Well, I've had a good week, if only for the show on wednesday. Yeah. I met deadboy and the Elephantmen. It seems that not everyone shares in my excitement. Jerks. I also enjoy how my reviews are completely biased. Whatya do? I was thinking about writing up a review for Hostel, but i've lost a lot of motivation for that. So here we go "The movie sucked, I didn't care about anyone in it, No interesting victims or villains" There's not much else interesting in the Brutal Fattery world. Feel free to send me all sorts of suggestions so I have something to ignore. Add brutalfattery on myspace and send me pictures of yourself wearing a fat shirt. new content: Deadboy and the Elephant Men concert review and pictures. Art Section! (Michale Graves and Jsin Trioxin custom figures) |
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05\14\06 Today i realized that i took down the webring link on accident. Oops! Seeing as it's my webring I of all people should have the link up. I started up a new section to show off some of my artwork. Not much in it other than the Sasquatch and Chupacabra figures I made this week. This section will grow a lot for a week or two then be forgotten about for months. Check it out before I lose interest in it! new content: Art Section! |
05\10\06 ShockerToys sent me a free Shockini
the other day, it rules, i used it to make a 3inch figure of myself.
Read the article here
and see how it looks, read a little about shocker toys, and whatever
else. Everything is shocking lately huh?I haven't worked out all the details yet, but i'm definitely playing some Lazer Tag this memorial day. it'll be at my house, so clear your calendars, for that day, forget your lame family barbeque go to war with the LASER SQUAD. I'm messing with the layout yet again. if you like it, then cool. Whatever. Sign the freaking guestbook. new content: The Evolution of Toy Sean |
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05\03\06 Xtreme Shock sent me some swag. Instead of hording it like i wanted to I'm going to give away drinks to whoever shows up for laser tag tomorrow |
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04/21/06
Happy Death-day! I'm going to try to do this without sounding like too much of a fagman. I really believe that I have the best friends anyone could ask for. Maybe I'm not the easiest person to get along with, which would make it so that only the people that can tough it out can stand to be around me. It could be anything. I just really feel that I've been blessed. Thanks for helping make my life worth living. Everyone that has done anything for me in person. Everyone that walks around wearing my artwork. People that have replaced various words of their vocabulary with "Clint". Everyone that talks to me about going to my site but still doesn't sign the guestbook. The people that two-way my phone screaming praises at any given time, while i'm working or sleeping. Anyone who I've ever shared a meaningful conversation with, anyone who's ever showed up for a laser tag game. You name it. The people in my life are great. Thanks. Now that we have that out of the way i should probably insult G. But I'm not going to. That's right, I'm not going to call him fat or gay. I'm not going to say he smells or looks like some sort of missing link. Friday will mean tacos, Saturday will be tag, I'm not posting the date because i'm lazy. I'm also redesigning the Laser Tag page. Just freaking get a hold of me if you want to play saturday.. NEW CONTENT: Opeth - Ghost Reveries (CD) Review Updated: DVD collection page, Links (with descriptions!) 04/07/06 Today's update will be typed in the most brutal manner. Ugh, Review. Yeti....fat. Shirts! Money! Laser Tag. This weekend. Sat and Sun. Hate every last one of you, AIM: Brutal Fattery. Buy shirt. Corey engaged? Clintgrats Fat Spit Fat Spit Fat Tenta. Abominable Chunks. $3.50 Snacker Combo Sign the freaking guestbook. NEW CONTENT: Chimaira (CD) 03/26/06 Yeti Shirts Available!
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