Brutal Fattery : Taking back the web one animated gif at a time

Supporting the Fat	November 9th 2005
Well here's my first installment of "Supporters of the Fat" it's just a bunch of people that are cool enough to wear Brutal Fattery shirts. Yes. These people are all cool. Probably cooler than you, unless you have one of these shirts. then i guess you're equally cool, unless you're more cool than the average, then i guess you'd be cooler, then again I have a feeling that a cool person would probably be drinking, or trying to score, maybe succeeding. On the other hand, these shirts might help you score. Hey, i'm not guaranteeing anything. Or maybe I am. So, pretty much... if you buy a shirt from me and you don't score within 90 days you can have your way with Dave Babrak.

When I went to the Michale Graves show i gave the band a bunch of shirts, I figured they might burn them, or use it as a kleenex/toilet paper, I was randomly clicking around on myspace and i saw some chick from Connecticut had this as her picture. So it turns out that Michale Graves from the freaking Misfits was supporting the fattery around the country. How cool, is that? The dude on the left is Ricky, Michale Graves is in the middle with the fat shirt on, the girl on the left is Dana Monster, go to her myspace and tell her she's cool for providing the picture. I'd like to add that i really need a cool horror last name. I'm sick of it. Jsin Trioxin, Michale Graves, Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein, everyone in the world has one. I'm still just "Sean". Freaking Shaun of the Dead had to come along and steal all of my glory. Bastards.

Chad and G "David" Wasabi Babrak. Look at them, same shirts, same pants, you could mistake them for twins! Like one of those Prince and the Pauper rip-off cartoons where the people can't tell who's who, and one of them is going to die. Man I love that stuff. They might get spun around and you can't tell, is that Chad on the right? Shoot one of them... the imposter!

Dave Weaver, wearing the classic green on black brutal fattery shirt. Oh yeah, it's so dreamy. Dave has a heavily modified Lazer Tag gun in his hand, seeing as we're all cool and play tag with our fat shirts on. It's the official unofficial uniform. Dave seems to get injured and draw blood during every other game. Then again, he wins a lot. No pain no gain in this deadly sport. Dave runs www.bangtimefunbomb.com. Go there.

This is the WWE: Smackdown! Here Comes The Pain version of myself. I sport the fat-shirts even while kicking ass in some Hardcore PS2 wrestling matches.