Random Dumb Shit

June 26th 2005

The more you look around the world the more perverse everything seems, I can't remember the last time i saw a snack food that couldn't be confused for a sexual innuendo.  "Ding Dongs", "oatmeal creampie", "cosmic brownie", "twinkie" go down the list and you'll see the same thing i do. You'll never know if this is a bunch of bad japanese to english translations or if there's some prankster that snuck a joke into a program. We all live in one weird, weird world, if you're unfortunate enough to use your brain you'll end up feeling as if you're in "They Live" and you can't take the sunglasses off.  Go find out what a "Lucky Pierre" is and then try to tell me that your eyes aren't al little more open to the world.
What are the chances that these images all get ripped off by lame joke sites?
I can't say any of these things are comedic gold or anything, but i can say that i've giggled like a school girl when i saw these things.

I was struggling with the bottle return machine at meijer, I guess my bottle was a bit too much for it to handle, machines lie. The thing starts flashing "OBJECT TOO LONG Please Remove". All the yard-apes in the return area seemed confused as i pulled my digital camera out and laughed while snapping pictures. Maybe they were confused by the soul stealing device, maybe they were angry that i was making the obvious jokes in the presence of their hatchling kids. whatever:

Man, this is  in the kid's aisle at meijer: