Clint Howard! www.brutalfattery.com

Clint Howard!		December 4th 2005
Anyone who knows me knows that I've been going on about Clint Howard for years and years. This man is the patron saint of brutality, the king of b-movies and character acting. After searching around the web and getting endless sites trying to get money for mailing addresses I found Clint's address. I proceeded to write up this rather long letter, where I told him how much he rules, explained the basic fundamentals of Clint-speak (my native dialect), and managed to say "Fuck" "shit" and "Fagmans" a lot. I even included one of the infamous "becoming Clint" pictures... which was when I shaved my head so that i could be more like the man himself. All in all I was kinda worried about whether I'd be getting pictures or a restraining order out of this deal. I mean how would you feel if you get a letter from someone stating that they started a religious website in your honor? Well anyway, I sent this letter out, figuring, hey it's in Clint's hands now. I left my email and what not in the letter. A couple days later i check my email and see this:
	Sean, Clint Howard here. Greetings and salutations. I picked up my mail the other day (that is a mailing address place you have) and read your letter. You are one crazy cat. I read it to my wife and we both got a wonderful kick out of it. The picture is hilarious. I don't know what else to really say right now except, thanks for the support. I really do appreciate that a person like yourself gets a kick out of me. You seem to have a cool sense of humor and enjoy life. Me too. Try to not take things too seriously (except my fuckin golf game) and laugh as often as possible. E-me back when you have a chance. Please be cool with my e-address. I haven't had to change it yet. Oh yeah, it may take a few days but I''ll fire off a picture to you. Take it easy and keep smiling Clint
Okay so let's start by putting this into perspective. This dude, who's been in well over 100 movies, gets some fanmail, goes home, reads the letter to his wife and then emails me to say thanks and that he's going to send out some pictures! That's freaking great! I mean, have you ever had one of your favorite actors email you? I hope it happens to you sometime. Clint sent two freaking awesome autographed promo pictures. They didn't scan all that well, so the image sizes are small. Still, bask in their glory: . Here's a scene from Evil Speak. Watch this if you wonder why i randomly scream "Esteban". Note: "Take it easy" written on a picture of himself about to slaughter someone. Brutality has been redefined.
This picture never stops staring at me.
If you're a fan of a cult celebrity you should do whatever it takes to get a hold of them and let them know they're appreciated. Not just Clint, though he's a great example. Mailing addresses only take some searching with google. It's always great to let them know that people are out there loving what they do. And hey, you might get a cool autograph out of the deal. So! It's already been proven, Clint Howard is indeed the man. Head over to the reviews page and read about Ice Cream Man, and look around the site, you'll probably find a couple other hidden images. I know some of you are probably reading this and still wondering who Clint Howard is. Please leave my site. Thanks. If you don't get it by now, you never will. Those of us that do get it will always salute the man for all the entertainment he brings us. But really, Clint Howard is a man who's been in movies and television his entire life. He doesn't have that many starring roles. But that doesn't matter, he's the king of bit parts. Believe me you will remember his face. Whenever he does star in a movie you're guaranteed a great time, do yourself a favor and pick up "Ice Cream Man" it's worth every penny. While you're at it snag some other movies from his filmography. Even if you can't find a release of some of his starring roles, you can pick up some Ron Howard directed movies or some Adam Sandler flicks and play "Find the Clint". These can be modified into drinking games, though pick the wrong film and you're sure to die of alcohol poisoning. Clint on the Web http://www.clinthoward.com http://imdb.com/name/nm0397212/ http://www.churchofclint.com (shameless plug)